Hoodie – “I’m Not Doing Sh*t Today” Casual Statement Pullover

A soft, cozy hoodie that speaks for you on mornings when words are optional. The clean white canvas puts the minimalist, tongue-in-cheek text front and center, while the medium-heavy cotton/poly blend holds warmth without feeling bulky. The double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add a tidy finish, and the roomy kangaroo pocket makes cold hands and quick storage effortless. Subtle DTF/DTG printing keeps the message crisp; embroidery options are available for a textured look. Wear it around the house, on slow coffee runs, or layered under a coat when you need to move through the day with quiet boundaries.

Product features
– 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and a soft hand
– Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and less fabric waste
– Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pouch pocket
– Direct-to-Film/Direct-to-Garment prints for crisp sleeve, wrist, and chest artwork; embroidery available
– Classic fit with tear-away label; meets safety and environmental standards (OEKO-TEX dyes, compliance tested)

Care instructions
– Tumble dry: medium
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed